Hotel Transylvania Quotes with Sound Clips

Hotel Transylvania

The funniest quotes and one liners sampled from the movie Hotel Transylvania (2012), featuring short sound clips and sfx that can be used as ringtones or custom computer sounds.

Actors: Adam Sandler (Count Dracula), Andy Samberg (Johnny), Selena Gomez (Mavis Dracula), David Spade (The Invisible Man "Griffin"), Steve Buscemi (Wayne)

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I can't understand you. -What? My hand's in a tan shoe? -What? Japan's eating lamb stew?

As a father, you do everything to keep your family safe, even if you have to break their trust.

Yes, what do you want, a cookie? You did all right, man. Move on already.

Oh, that? That was not fun. Everyone running, jumping, swimming with no order. That was the opposite of fun.

Please don't kill me. I'm so young. I have so many places I want to see. I've got tickets to six Dave Matthews Band concerts.

What is this? A torture device? A secret mind controller? You won't read my thoughts. I won't let you.

But why all the sudden interest? Every time we used to talk about love, it was always, Ooh, Dad, that's gross, and Ooh, Dad, I don't want to know about that.

Or I will track you down and suck every ounce of blood from your body until you look like a deflated whoopee cushion!