Hotel Transylvania

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The funniest quotes and one liners sampled from the movie Hotel Transylvania (2012), featuring short sound clips and sfx that can be used as ringtones or custom computer sounds.

Actors: Adam Sandler (Count Dracula), Andy Samberg (Johnny), Selena Gomez (Mavis Dracula), David Spade (The Invisible Man "Griffin"), Steve Buscemi (Wayne)

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21 Hey, kids, reel it in. You're only supposed to make Mom and Dad miserable.
22 Dad, you were right. Humans are awful. They were everything you said. They wanted to bite my toes.
23 It's not a money thing. I have a plane phobia, okay? I mean, at any moment, those engines could catch... -Fire! Yeah, yeah. Fire bad. We know.
24 Seems like only yesterday you were eating mosquitoes, but now you're eating frogs and mice, scarfing them down like Doritos.
25 Wooden stake to the heart? -Yeah, well, who wouldn't that kill?
26 These are recent human images our surveillance has uncovered. They are getting fatter so as to overpower us.
27 He could've killed us! He touched my guitar!
28 So, Dracula doesn't drink blood? -No, I use a blood substitute. Either Near Blood or Blood Beaters. You can't tell the difference.
29 The truth is, I don't even know if humans are bad any more.
30 And they are wearing less clothing, allowing more movement to strangle us, or cut open our heads and put candy in them.
 
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