My company has authorized me to offer, at slashed prices, this complete line of laugh provokers.

Daffy Duck (Mel Blanc)

7 seconds sound clip from the Daffy Duck's Quackbusters movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:09:05.213 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

(COW MOOS)

- And so easy to use. Just place between the thumb and forefinger, gently squeeze, and... And it really sticks. Like that there.

- I represent the Excelsior Appliance and Appurtenance Company Incorporated, with a complete line of household appliances and appurt...

- Is the lady of the house in?

- No!

- Here you are, folks. Step right up. Step right up.

- My company has authorized me to offer, at slashed prices, this complete line of laugh provokers.

- The little gem flower squirter.

- Now, don't crowd. Don't crowd. Well, isn't anybody gonna crowd? Anybody?

- How about a Joe Miller joke book? Laughs galore.

- Ajax rib-tickler, ma'am. Amuse your boyfriend. It's used like a... It's nice.

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