Well, if it is true, I sure wouldn't want some fat red human crawlin' down my chimney!

8 seconds sound clip from the The Bear Who Slept Through Christmas movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:06:05.491 in the VHS version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- All bears sleep through the winter.

- Just because other bears always sleep through Christmas, that doesn't mean I have to.

- Okay, okay, go ahead. Stay awake all winter.

- This could only happen to a Pisces.

- Heh heh. And he's got a long, white beard. Ha ha! Huh, Ted?

- Well, if it is true, I sure wouldn't want some fat red human crawlin' down my chimney!

- Look, man, why don't you stay awake? We'll sleep.

- You can go find out what Christmas is, if it is.

- Aren't any of you just a little bit curious? I mean, what about all those stories? You know those stories.

- They say if you find Christmas, you'll hear beautiful music. You'll see pretty lights. And there's singing and dancing, and lots of good things to eat. And they say that you feel really good.

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