Oh, come now. If Santa stayed home, why, there'd be no Christmas.
5 seconds sound clip from the The Year Without a Santa Claus movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:01:59.712 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- And for what? Just to deliver presents to a bunch of folks who don't give a hoot in the first place.
- Now, now, doctor. It's not just presents, and you know it.
- What about all that Christmas spirit and goodwill?
- If you had any sense, you'd give it up as a bad job and stay home in bed this year.
- Oh, come now. If Santa stayed home, why, there'd be no Christmas.
- Who cares? Nobody cares about Christmas anymore.
- Wouldn't surprise me none if nobody even believes in you anymore.
- Now, Santa, don't you pay him any mind.
- Nobody cares a hooting holler for you or Christmas.
[...]