22 Quotes by Charlie Sheen (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: February 28, 2022

Find and rate the best quotes by Charlie Sheen, selected from famous or less known movies, radio, and other sources, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 You wear too much eye make-up. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore.

Charlie Sheen in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

2 There aren't any stewardesses. I wonder if there are any pilots.

As Vaughn in Major League (1989)

3 Thought you had to do something good to be a celebrity. Not if you do it colorfully.

As Vaughn in Major League (1989)

4 I just want to be anonymous, like everybody else.

As Private Chris Taylor in Platoon

5 Well, here I am, anonymous, all right. With guys nobody really cares about.

As Private Chris Taylor in Platoon

6 I got two of them _ers, man.

As Private Chris Taylor in Platoon

7 The war is over for me now, but it will always be there the rest of my days...

As Private Chris Taylor in Platoon

8 I see. So you're pissed off 'cause he ditches and doesn't get caught, is that it? Basically. Then your problem is you.

Charlie Sheen in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

9 You ought to spend a little more time dealing with yourself a little less time worrying about what your brother does.

Charlie Sheen in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

10 I think now, looking back, we did not fight the enemy. We fought ourselves. And the enemy was in us.

As Private Chris Taylor in Platoon

22 Quotes by Charlie Sheen (Sound Clips)

1 You wear too much eye make-up. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore.

2 There aren't any stewardesses. I wonder if there are any pilots.

3 Thought you had to do something good to be a celebrity. Not if you do it colorfully.

4 I just want to be anonymous, like everybody else.

5 Well, here I am, anonymous, all right. With guys nobody really cares about.

6 I got two of them _ers, man.

7 The war is over for me now, but it will always be there the rest of my days...

8 I see. So you're pissed off 'cause he ditches and doesn't get caught, is that it? Basically. Then your problem is you.

9 You ought to spend a little more time dealing with yourself a little less time worrying about what your brother does.

10 I think now, looking back, we did not fight the enemy. We fought ourselves. And the enemy was in us.

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