Chris Farley: 156 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 16

Movie quotes delivered by Chris Farley, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

151 Alison, have no fear. I will defuse the bomb.

Chris Farley as Haru "The Great White Ninja"; Haru The Great White Ninja in Beverly Hills Ninja

152 Hell, every guy's got his dream, am I right? Between you, me and the wall, I had a doozy myself last night.

As Mike Donnelly in Black Sheep (1996)

153 Get this, a corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman whips, chains, whistles, yo-yos, a circus midget, my grandmother riding by on a bicycle giving me the finger, and a duck.

As Mike Donnelly in Black Sheep (1996)

154 Whoa, what happened to you? You fall into some mud or something?

As Mike Donnelly in Black Sheep (1996)

155 So, he says, Rectum? Damn near killed him!

As Mike Donnelly in Black Sheep (1996)

156 Now, we've all been screwed by Governor Tracy! And now I'm gonna screw her!

As Mike Donnelly in Black Sheep (1996)