Chris Penn: 12 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 Come on, throw in a buck. -Uh-uh. I don't tip. -You don't tip? -No, I don't believe in it. -You don't believe in tipping?

Eddie Cabot (Chris Penn), Mister Pink (Steve Buscemi) in Reservoir Dogs (1992)

2 If you _in' beat this prick long enough, he'll tell you he started the goddamn Chicago Fire. Now, that don't necessarily make it _in' so!

As Eddie Cabot in Reservoir Dogs (1992)

3 You _in' assholes turn a jewellery store into a _in' Wild West show... -Don't you call me an _! -You _in' idiot! Turn a _in' jewellery store into a Wild West show and you wonder why the cops show up? -Don't you call me a _in' idiot!

Eddie Cabot (Chris Penn), Mister White (Harvey Keitel) in Reservoir Dogs (1992)

4 All right, Mr. _in' Compassion, I will call somebody! -Who? -A _in' snake charmer! Who do you think? I'll call a doctor! He'll fix him right up.

As Eddie Cabot in Reservoir Dogs (1992)

5 Excuse me, Mr Pink, but the last _in' thing you need is another cup of coffee.

As Eddie Cabot in Reservoir Dogs (1992)

6 I don't know who did what. I don't know who's got the loot. I don't know if anybody's got the loot. I don't know who's dead, I don't know who's alive. I don't know who's caught, I don't know who's not.

As Eddie Cabot in Reservoir Dogs (1992)

7 Nobody's got a clue what happened to Mr. Blue? -Either he's alive or he's dead, or the cops got him... or they don't.

Vic Vega Mister Blonde (Michael Madsen), Eddie Cabot (Chris Penn) in Reservoir Dogs (1992)

8 How would you feel if every time you had to take a piss you had to do a _in' handstand?

As Eddie Cabot in Reservoir Dogs (1992)

9 Let me just get this straight. You don't ever tip, huh? -I don't tip because society says I have to.

Eddie Cabot (Chris Penn), Mister Pink (Steve Buscemi) in Reservoir Dogs (1992)

10 Daddy, did you see that? -What? -The guy got me on the ground, he tried to _ me! -You wish. -You sick bastard. You tried to _ me in my father's office.

As Eddie Cabot in Reservoir Dogs (1992)