A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Quotes with Sound Clips

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.

Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus), Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)

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But you must know something. -Yes? -Though you may have my body, you shall never have my heart. -Well, you can't have everything.

Consider the gemini, a matched pair. Look at them, gentlemen. Either one, a divinely assembled woman. Together, an infinite number of mathematical possibilities.

Eunuch? How dare you call me that? -You know it isn't true, I know it isn't true, so what do we care what they think?

Excuse me, noble sir, have you seen a handsome youth running after a sweating horse?

I know what it says there. Words, and I intend to stand behind these words, or my name is not Marcus Lycus. -Pseudolus! -Or my name is not Pseudolus Marcus Lycus.

I know your type... shoppers. On your way out, please, don't touch the merchandise. It shows every little mark.

If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times: Do not fan the girls when they're wet. But you'll never learn. You'll be a eunuch all your life.

If you are the new gardeners, don't lean on those things. Get to work.

Just give me me. -Give you you? -My freedom.

My daughter, a eunuch?

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