A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966) poster

Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.

Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus), Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)

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71 My dear lady, if I suggest that we try to find some other method, it is only because I happen to be completely impervious to physical pain. And I can't stand the thought of spoiling your pleasure.
72 One moment. I must have a word with my eunuch. -Oh, please. -Thank you very much.
73 People do not go around freeing slaves every day.
74 Right. Now back to Rome for a quick wedding and some slow executions.
75 Say my name. -Just say your name? -Yes! -Very well then. I've forgotten it.
76 She'll be ready soon. They're just anointing her with unguents to make her ankle bangle, dangle.
77 Still jerking the wrist.
78 The earth is a flat platform of ground and meets the blue bowl at the end of the world...
79 There is no plague. I have this day returned from Crete, and there is no plague. -Then what was everyone yelling about?
80 We're taught charm and grace and no more. I cannot add or spell or anything.
 
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