People do not go around freeing slaves every day.
— Hero (Michael Crawford)
5 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:11:15 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Master Hero, you cannot buy her. At your age, you're not allowed to buy her.
- But suppose someone with tremendous cunning and guile could arrange for her to be yours.
- Yes?
- If that someone could arrange it, what would you give me?
- I will give you everything I own.
- Well, what do you own? Twenty minae, a collection of sea shells and me.
- Yes.
- Forget about the minae and the sea shells.
- People do not go around freeing slaves every day.
- Be the first, start a fashion.
- Free.
- Free!
[...]