Miles Gloriosus: 15 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 Stand aside, everyone. I take large steps.

Leon Greene in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

2 What is she like? -A face so fair, a heart so pure, sir. If you had been born a woman, you would have been she. -As magnificent as that?

Leon Greene as Miles Gloriosus; Zero Mostel as Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

3 Arrange food, drink, entertainment and a sit-down orgy for 14.

Leon Greene in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

4 That one is very good. He really makes it look as though he landed on his head.

Leon Greene in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

5 Yes. Poor girl. To have died so young without ever having experienced me.

Leon Greene in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

6 You are a good fellow. It's really going to pain me to have to kill you.

Leon Greene in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

7 All her bridal bower becomes a burial bier of bitter bereavement.

Leon Greene in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

8 There is no plague. I have this day returned from Crete, and there is no plague. -Then what was everyone yelling about?

Leon Greene in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

9 A moment, please. If the maiden is not found, I shall destroy not only this house, but all surrounding houses and every single person in them! And now, madam, your question?

Leon Greene in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

10 Right. Now back to Rome for a quick wedding and some slow executions.

Leon Greene in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum