Zero Mostel Movie Quotes & Lines – 42 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 On behalf of the body, I'd like to thank you for a lovely funeral.

As Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

2 Who calls him on the phone? -If you're a good swimmer, you can ask the guy who found out. He's at the bottom of the river.

As Big Babe Lazick in The Enforcer (1951)

3 Madam, at this very moment, the hospitality of your house is being enjoyed by a great captain, Miles Gloriosus. -The Gloriosus? -The the himself.

As Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

4 Believe me, mistress. I was not parading. I was walking humbly, like a slave.

As Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

5 Was 1 a good year?

As Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

6 Wait! A brilliant idea. -Yes! -That's what we need... a brilliant idea.

As Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

7 There is something about that you-know-what that you do not know what.

As Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

8 An honest virgin... what a terrible combination.

As Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

9 A cup of mare's sweat. -That we have not. Mare's sweat. Where are we going to find mare's sweat on a day like this?

As Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

10 Would you believe it? There was a mare sweating not two streets from here.

As Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum