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Movie-Sounds.org › Classic Movie Quotes › A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Master Hero, you cannot buy her. At your age, you're not allowed to buy her.

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6 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:10:46 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- A common courtesan in the house of Lycus?

- Is that disgraceful?

- There's no way to make it sound like an achievement.

- I don't care. I would give anything for her. Anything.

- You really love that girl? I like the way you said that.

- Master Hero, you cannot buy her. At your age, you're not allowed to buy her.

- But suppose someone with tremendous cunning and guile could arrange for her to be yours.

- Yes?

- If that someone could arrange it, what would you give me?

- I will give you everything I own.

- Well, what do you own? Twenty minae, a collection of sea shells and me.

- Yes.

- Forget about the minae and the sea shells.

- Just give me me.

- Give you you?

- My freedom.

[...]

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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Sound Clip

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966) poster

Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.

Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus), Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)

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