There's no way to make it sound like an achievement.
5 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:10:35 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- You must never know what goes on in that house.
- Well, that's very... in love? You? Who is she?
- Sometimes, you can see her in that window.
- A common courtesan in the house of Lycus?
- There's no way to make it sound like an achievement.
- I don't care. I would give anything for her. Anything.
- You really love that girl? I like the way you said that.
- Master Hero, you cannot buy her. At your age, you're not allowed to buy her.
- But suppose someone with tremendous cunning and guile could arrange for her to be yours.
- Yes?
- If that someone could arrange it, what would you give me?
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