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Movie-Sounds.org › Classic Movie Quotes › A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

A hundred and four years old and a single organ in working condition.

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5 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:06:23 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- No? Try fertilla, the populator. Three hundred pounds of fertile flesh. Has produced 18 healthy little slaves... And is capable of producing 18 more.

- You won't regret it.

- Oh! It is time we were gone.

- Hysterium! Ah, here you are, and there I am.

- A gift for my mother on the anniversary of her birth.

- A hundred and four years old and a single organ in working condition.

- Do you think it will please her?

- The craftsmanship is superb.

- And the likeness?

- Frightening.

- We go. Here are my husband's final instructions.

- Watch over our son, Hero. Keep him cheerful, well fed and far from the opposite sex.

- Oh, but, my dear, he must learn some time.

- And when that time comes, you shall teach him... What little you know.

[...]

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A hundred and four years old and a single organ in working condition.
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Sound Clip

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966) poster

Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.

Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus), Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)

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