If we take him off the show, the people who listen to our show wouldn't like the idea. If they don't like the idea, they wouldn't listen to our show.

— Burnbridge Waters (Vincent Price)

10 seconds sound clip from the Champagne for Caesar movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:30:05 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Who, me? You think I enjoy being Joe Schmo from Kokomo each week and having this joker tuck me with his insults?

- I don't like it any better than you do, what do you expect me to do? Go out and shoot him?

- No, we mustn't start thinking like that.

- Why don't you just refuse the let him on the show?

- Let me explain something to you, my dear.

- If we take him off the show, the people who listen to our show wouldn't like the idea. If they don't like the idea, they wouldn't listen to our show.

- If they don't listen our show, our sales will drop to nothing and we will lose money.

- I hope I didn't upset you, my dear?

- Now let me tell you, we must bore from within.

- What do we know about Beauregard Bottomley? What is he up to?

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