I will write it on the head of a pin, if you want it there.
3 seconds sound clip from the In the Heat of the Night (1967) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:21:05.415 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Well, I appreciate anything you can do.
- You know, this is highly irregular.
- Showing our depositors' accounts... I don't know.
- You sure this is an official request?
- You willing to put that in writing?
- Yeah, yeah, I'll put it in writing, anyplace you'd like it.
- On a police department letterhead?
- I will write it on the head of a pin, if you want it there.
- I gotta have somethin' for the file, you know.
- I realize that, but I'm in a hurry, Mr. Henderson.
- Well, we'll see... Well, he's had an account with us for several years now.
- Mmm.
- Not a large account. Never more than, well, um $208.
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