Listen, with your luck, if you slipped on a banana peel with your neck out of joint, the fall would straighten it.

8 seconds sound clip from the Monsieur Verdoux movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:40:21 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Six weeks, huh? I can see where that has its good points.

- I haven't got to that stage yet.

- Look at that girl's luck. No wonder she won a lottery.

- Do I win another?

- I wouldn't be at all surprised.

- Wait a minute. That's the ace of spades. That ain't so lucky.

- Listen, with your luck, if you slipped on a banana peel with your neck out of joint, the fall would straighten it.

- It's the captain.

- Louis, my pigeon! How come you're two days late?

- Sorry, my lamb. Coming up the straits, a sou'wester blew up and landed us on a mud bank.

- We had to wait for high tide before we could get off again.

[...]