That is news. As a rule something happens, and then you leave town.
5 seconds sound clip from the The Milky Way (1936) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:08:09 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- I don't know this guy. But this guy is the middleweight champion of the world.
- Hey, I'd like to shake the hand of the man that knocked out the middleweight champion!
- Well, they kind of got you in a spot, ain't they, Gabby?
- Yeah. Every time I leave town, something happens!
- That is news. As a rule something happens, and then you leave town.
- Oh, I see. Wise guy. I though you were a faithful reporter. Listen, I don't want to hear any more...
- Aw, inside, inside. You'll lose it.
- Come on, let's get out of here.
[...]