- I heard the funniest joke last night. Do you want to hear it?
- No!

2 seconds sound clip from the The Shop Around the Corner (1940) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:06:04.866 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- You're a very smart young man and my hat's off to you.

- Alright, now, let's stop beating around the bush. You know, you and I never got along.

- Oh, you really think so?

- Oh, come on, admit it. You don't like me.

- I don't?

- Now, wait a minute. You are the boss. That's right. But I am not going to be a yes man. No, sir. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to contradict you. I do like you!

- Anything else bothering you?

- Yes. I don't like you.

- Uh-huh. Mm. That's every man's privilege. I thank you for being so frank.

- Now, at least I know my problem and it's entirely up to me to make you change your mind. And you know, I don't think it'll be so very hard. No...

- I heard the funniest joke last night. Do you want to hear it?

- No!

- Hello! Yes, this is Matuschek and Company. Who's call... Johanna? Oh, you're calling for Miss Novak.

- What's the matter with her? Well, I hope it's nothing serious. Oh, fine, I'm glad to hear that.

- Alright, now, tell her not to worry. Unless she's absolutely alright tell her not to come today.

- No, there's no hurry now.

[...]

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