You gotta have a fireproof tent and you can't get a fireproof tent.
6 seconds sound clip from the The Sin of Harold Diddlebock movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:52:19 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- A puma?
- And what a puma, that's the one.
- Look, we got horses, shuffling ponies.
- Never mind. Where did you say this Noah's ark is located?
- And what's the joker, why did I get it? What's wrong with it?
- Oh nothing, except we ain't got no tent to give the show in.
- You gotta have a fireproof tent and you can't get a fireproof tent.
- And we owe six months fee bill and four months back salary.
- And there's a glasser on every piece of rolling stock and I hate this conference on the whole work.
- Now how would you feel about repossessing your circus at a fraction of its original cost?
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