If you'd rung me up and asked me were you fair or dark or had a moustache, I wouldn't have known.

6 seconds sound clip from the The Third Man (1949) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:03:09.251 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Oh, please. For heaven's sake, stop making him in your image.

- Harry was real. He wasn't just your friend and my lover. He was Harry.

- Well, don't preach wisdom to me.

- You talk about him as if he had occasional bad manners.

- No. I don't know. I'm just a hack writer who drinks too much and falls in love with girls... You.

- Me?

- Don't be such a fool. Of course.

- If you'd rung me up and asked me were you fair or dark or had a moustache, I wouldn't have known.

- Oh, I am leaving Vienna. I don't care whether Harry was murdered by Kurtz or Popescu or the third man.

- Whoever killed him, there was some sort of... justice. Maybe I would've killed him myself.

- A person doesn't change because you find out more.

- Look. I've got a splitting headache, and you stand there and just talk and talk and talk. I... I hate it.

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