Cletus Klump: 10 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Cletus Klump, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gonna clean mine. There. Now my colon is clean. I'm talking squeaky clean.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump; Cletus Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

2 You really think I be listening to you. I ain't listening to you!

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump; Cletus Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

3 Somebody better call an exorcist!

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump; Cletus Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

4 Yeah, I called you if your name is...

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump; Cletus Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

5 Here she go. Y'all better cover your plates.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump; Cletus Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

6 Hey, hey, hey, hey, what's wrong with you? You supposed to eat that, not scalp it.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump; Cletus Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

7 What you think a colonic is? You think you run your _ by the car wash?

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump; Cletus Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

8 Man, what you talking about? That's where all the fats and calories is? You know where that come from? Watching that damn TV.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump; Cletus Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

9 Your family got any money? I ain't paying for no big-_ wedding.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump; Cletus Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

10 You do have a big _. Don't tell me nothing. Asses is big in our family. So you need to get used to that.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump; Cletus Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)