82 Movie Quotes about College with AudioUpdated: Nov 6, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 College! I didn't go to college. I don't know anybody who did. Bunch of hippies and cesspool salesmen. Danny DeVito as Harry Wormwood in Matilda (1996) 2 Fool, you don't go to college to talk to no bitches. You're black _ supposed to be learning something. Can't learn _, talking to no stupid-_ _. Ice Cube as Doughboy in Boyz n the Hood 3 What? Go to college like you? So people can tell me stuff I already know? Ryan Potter as Hiro Hamada in Big Hero 6 4 You a college boy or something? I bet you think you're pretty smart? Think you could outsmart a bullet? What do you say we find out? Quote from RoboCop (1987) 5 I know what I'm talking about because I went to junior college for a semester and I studied psychology, so I'm right in there. I know what's going on. Sinbad as Myron Larabee in Jingle All the Way (1996) 6 What college? Yale, of course. Okay, so it's a university. How would I know? I just run a fleet of taxicabs. Humphrey Bogart as Capt. Warren "Rip" Murdock in Dead Reckoning (1947) 7 Yeah, a grave disappointment. -When did that happen? -When I was 21 years old. I wanted to go to college. -And what happened? -They wouldn't let me. They said I had to finish grammar school first. Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955) 8 Maybe you should go back to college for another seven years and study a globe. Quote from Tommy Boy (1995) 9 Well it proves one thing. Proves that you wealthy college boys don't have the education enough to admit if you're wrong. Robert Shaw as Quint; Captain Quint in Jaws 10 I had, I say, I had enough of that birdbrain loudmouth in college to last me the rest of my life. Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts Page 1 of 9 1 2 3 ► >>