Joe Dirt (2001) Quotes with Sound Clips

Joe Dirt (2001)

Sound bites of the most famous lines, funny voice quotes, and the best sound fx from the movie Joe Dirt movie soundboard. All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: David Spade (Joe Dirt), Brittany Daniel (Brandy), Dennis Miller (Zander Kelly), Christopher Walken (Clem)

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Uh-uh, man. You can't have no in your heart. No is not an option, brother.

You just said your sister's hot! What a freak! You're goin' to hell, man!

You might as well ask, Why is a tree good? Why is a sunset good? Why are boobs good?

She was somethin'. Her eyes were somethin'. Azure, you know. Honey-blonde hair. Her body... Her legs went on for days.

You're gonna stand there owning a fireworks stand and tell me you don't have no Whistling Bungholes, no Spleen Splitters, Whisker Biscuits, Honky Lighters, Husker Du's, Husker Don'ts, Cherry Bombs, Nipsy Dazers, with or without the scooter stick, or one s

Aah! You didn't listen to me! Aah! Aah!

Check this out, Robby. This is a good month. Dang.

Don't you get it, man? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal.

Hey, man, you done with that apple core?

Now, you're telling me that you're so ingrained with white-trash DNA that your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white-trashy like that?

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