Joe Dirt (2001) Quotes with Sound Clips

Joe Dirt (2001) Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound bites of the most famous lines, funny voice quotes, and the best sound fx from the movie Joe Dirt movie soundboard. All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: David Spade (Joe Dirt), Brittany Daniel (Brandy), Dennis Miller (Zander Kelly), Christopher Walken (Clem)

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1 Life's a garden, dig it? You make it work for you. You never give up, man. That's my philosophy.

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

2 Listen to you. What's the story here? I'm a white-trash idiot. The end.

— Zander Kelly (Dennis Miller)

3 You boys got something to say to me? Why don't you talk in the microphone?

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

4 You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air?

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

5 A town is a place where everyone hates you. Kids all try to beat you up.

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

6 Ma'am, you should never drink the bong water.

7 Watch the gun, baby. That's how I get the gals.

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

8 You see that moon? You don't know how many nights I spent alone staring at that moon wondering if at that exact moment, my mom or my dad was looking at the same moon. And for that brief second, we were together again, kind of, you know?

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

9 All's I got to do is keep being a good person. No matter what, good things'll come my way.

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

10 I just didn't know you were in this witness protection thing, brother. I never would have said your name on TV, man.

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

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