I just didn't know you were in this witness protection thing, brother. I never would have said your name on TV, man.

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

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7 seconds sound clip from the Joe Dirt (2001) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:00:38 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Huge pert rack.

- Long legs goin' up to that tight butt.

- Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

- Clem, you asshole. Are you alive?

- Shh. They're pretending I'm dead so's they can move me.

- I just didn't know you were in this witness protection thing, brother. I never would have said your name on TV, man.

- It's okay. I felt it was time to move on anyway, you know. Maybe find a better town.

- Joe, there's somethin' you should think about. I was thinkin' about that car. The Rambler wagon.

- That's a rare car. People would remember selling a car like that.

- Where's that dead guy?

[...]

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