79 Movie Quotes about Television (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: August 14, 2025

Memorable quotes about television, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 I don't know how that television turned on, but fighting about it isn't helping anything.

Kelsey Grammer as Stinky Pete The Prospector in Toy Story 2

2 I was on TV! Did you see me? I'm a natural.

Billy Crystal as Michael Mike Wazowski in Monsters, Inc.

3 What you doing? This supposed to be a children's show. This remind me of Chinese snuff film I once co-star in.

Eddie Murphy as Hangten Wong in Norbit

4 You see, humans feel an inner need to connect with the world around them. -That is just super-duper. -They also feel a need to sit on their fat butts. Watching TV fulfills both needs at the same time.

Bruce Willis as Rj in Over the Hedge

5 The TV set itself is the marijuana.

Stacy Keach as Sgt. Stedenko in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

6 Every time you're on television, I get mentioned. That looks bad. That looks bad.

Quote from Casino (1995)

7 I just didn't know you were in this witness protection thing, brother. I never would have said your name on TV, man.

David Spade as Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

8 Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman. He's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it!

Sean Penn as Jeff Spicoli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

9 This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.

Bill Murray as Phil Connors in Groundhog Day

10 The whole idea behind leaving the house is so you can miss what's on television.

Greg Kinnear as Frank Navasky in You've Got Mail