10 Quotes by Zander Kelly (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: November 17, 2019

Find and rate the best quotes by Zander Kelly, selected from famous or less known movies, radio, and other sources, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 All aberration radio, all the time.

Dennis Miller as Zander Kelly in Joe Dirt (2001)

2 Listen to you. What's the story here? I'm a white-trash idiot. The end.

Dennis Miller as Zander Kelly in Joe Dirt (2001)

3 Hey, freak boy. 1976 called, it wants its hairstyle back.

Dennis Miller as Zander Kelly in Joe Dirt (2001)

4 Now, you're telling me that you're so ingrained with white-trash DNA that your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white-trashy like that?

Dennis Miller as Zander Kelly in Joe Dirt (2001)

5 Don't you get it, man? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal.

Dennis Miller as Zander Kelly in Joe Dirt (2001)

6 And you, of course, are careening headlong into yet another hellish day in that tiny existence you laughingly refer to as your life.

Dennis Miller as Zander Kelly in Joe Dirt (2001)

7 That's a wig? What are you wearing a wig for? What are you doing, stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?

Dennis Miller as Zander Kelly in Joe Dirt (2001)

8 God almighty. Manna from inbred heaven.

Dennis Miller as Zander Kelly in Joe Dirt (2001)

9 It's not often I get a freak like you plopped into my lap.

Dennis Miller as Zander Kelly in Joe Dirt (2001)

10 Go ahead. I'm a roast. Baste me.

Dennis Miller as Zander Kelly in Joe Dirt (2001)

10 Quotes by Zander Kelly (Sound Clips)

1 All aberration radio, all the time.

2 Listen to you. What's the story here? I'm a white-trash idiot. The end.

3 Hey, freak boy. 1976 called, it wants its hairstyle back.

4 Now, you're telling me that you're so ingrained with white-trash DNA that your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white-trashy like that?

5 Don't you get it, man? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal.

6 And you, of course, are careening headlong into yet another hellish day in that tiny existence you laughingly refer to as your life.

7 That's a wig? What are you wearing a wig for? What are you doing, stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?

8 God almighty. Manna from inbred heaven.

9 It's not often I get a freak like you plopped into my lap.

10 Go ahead. I'm a roast. Baste me.

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