And you, of course, are careening headlong into yet another hellish day in that tiny existence you laughingly refer to as your life.

— Zander Kelly (Dennis Miller)

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11 seconds sound clip from the Joe Dirt (2001) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:39:16 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Lost for you I'm so lost for you.

- Oh, and you come crash into me.

- You're listening to the Zander Kelly Show on KXLA.

- All right. Good morning, troops.

- This is Zander Kelly...

- And you, of course, are careening headlong into yet another hellish day in that tiny existence you laughingly refer to as your life.

- I'm here with Joe Dirt.

- Joey, the tale could not be told in one day, and we've asked you back today.

- I might say the joint looks great. The toilets are freshly scrubbed. The floor is spick-and-span.

- Hey, Joe, did you use the stuff with the tiny scrubbing bubbles?

[...]

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