Joe Dirt (2001) Quotes with Sound Clips

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Sound bites of the most famous lines, funny voice quotes, and the best sound fx from the movie Joe Dirt movie soundboard. All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: David Spade (Joe Dirt), Brittany Daniel (Brandy), Dennis Miller (Zander Kelly), Christopher Walken (Clem)

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21 Rule number one, I'm number one.

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

22 Uh-uh, man. You can't have no in your heart. No is not an option, brother.

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

23 Yeah, I had to have a footprint gas pedal installed. So I stole this pile.

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

24 You just said your sister's hot! What a freak! You're goin' to hell, man!

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

25 You might as well ask, Why is a tree good? Why is a sunset good? Why are boobs good?

26 She was somethin'. Her eyes were somethin'. Azure, you know. Honey-blonde hair. Her body... Her legs went on for days.

— Clem (Christopher Walken)

27 You're gonna stand there owning a fireworks stand and tell me you don't have no Whistling Bungholes, no Spleen Splitters, Whisker Biscuits, Honky Lighters, Husker Du's, Husker Don'ts, Cherry Bombs, Nipsy Dazers, with or without the scooter stick, or one s

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

28 Aah! You didn't listen to me! Aah! Aah!

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

29 Check this out, Robby. This is a good month. Dang.

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

30 Don't you get it, man? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal.

— Zander Kelly (Dennis Miller)

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