Joe Dirt (2001) Quotes with Sound Clips

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Sound bites of the most famous lines, funny voice quotes, and the best sound fx from the movie Joe Dirt movie soundboard. All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: David Spade (Joe Dirt), Brittany Daniel (Brandy), Dennis Miller (Zander Kelly), Christopher Walken (Clem)

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31 Hey, man, you done with that apple core?

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

32 Now, you're telling me that you're so ingrained with white-trash DNA that your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white-trashy like that?

— Zander Kelly (Dennis Miller)

33 Oh, when bad pets go bad, dang!

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

34 Oh, you're my sister!

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

35 One day I'll have a car that badass. I'll be chirping gears and pulling brodies, going, Rr-rr-rr!

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

36 Speakin' of lickety-split, let's meet up later, see what's goin' on. I'm kiddin'. But seriously, let's hook up. I'm new in town, kinda lonely, lookin' for my parents.

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

37 That hug was completely asexual. He kind of snuck it up on me.

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

38 That's a wig? What are you wearing a wig for? What are you doing, stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?

— Zander Kelly (Dennis Miller)

39 That's funny, 'cause my mom used to say that to me if she caught me doing stuff. Like one time, I was jerkin' my gherkin. Can I say that? And she goes, Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back?

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

40 That's the guy! That's the hero!

— Clem (Christopher Walken)

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