Joe Dirt (2001) Quotes with Sound Clips

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Sound bites of the most famous lines, funny voice quotes, and the best sound fx from the movie Joe Dirt movie soundboard. All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: David Spade (Joe Dirt), Brittany Daniel (Brandy), Dennis Miller (Zander Kelly), Christopher Walken (Clem)

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41 The past is past, the future's now.

— Clem (Christopher Walken)

42 And I'm lyin' there starin' at the moon, and for the first time in my life, I think about not gettin' back up. Maybe I'll just lie there for the rest of my life, you know.

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

43 Aww. Look at him, fellas. You cryin', boy? You cryin', boy? Maybe we'll go to McDonald's and get you a whaa-burger and some French cries! How about a Whineken?

44 Hey, it puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

45 I can see down your shirt.

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

46 No, sir, man. I don't like that crap. I'm a rocker, dude, through and through.

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

47 So, you see, we're not related. We can have sex again.

48 Yeah, you want a match? My face and your _. How about that, friend, huh? I mean, your _ and my face. What's up?

49 You are gonna make some guy so happy. I just hope whoever he is, he deserves a girl like you.

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

50 This is a business. This is not a charity. Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the impound business. But until then, we're the people to see.

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