Rule number one, I'm number one.

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

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5 seconds sound clip from the Joe Dirt (2001) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:03:40 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- But, you know, you probably don't wanna hear all my problems, huh.

- Folks, grab the kids. The gator show's about to start.

- Yeah. Well, I'd better go. It's show time.

- There's three things to remember when dealin' with a deadly alligator.

- And, yes, they are deadly. Don't kid yourself.

- Rule number one, I'm number one.

- You hear that?

- I like to kid around.

- Rule two. The croc's number two.

- Now, before I begin...

[...]

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