Folks, grab the kids. The gator show's about to start.

5 seconds sound clip from the Joe Dirt (2001) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:03:24 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- See, I just couldn't stand the thought of my parents being turned into alligator shit.

- God, I hate these nasty things!

- Hurry up, Phillip.

- If I met the right man... I mean, hell, I'd just shut this old gator farm down and...

- But, you know, you probably don't wanna hear all my problems, huh.

- Folks, grab the kids. The gator show's about to start.

- Yeah. Well, I'd better go. It's show time.

- There's three things to remember when dealin' with a deadly alligator.

- And, yes, they are deadly. Don't kid yourself.

- Rule number one, I'm number one.

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