A Christmas Story (1983)

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Download or listen to sound clips of famous quotes, funny lines and sayings from the movie A Christmas Story (1983). All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Peter Billingsley (Ralphie Parker), Jean Shepherd (adult Ralphie), Darren McGavin (Mr. Parker), Melinda Dillon (Mrs. Parker)

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1 Life is like that. Sometimes at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at its zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters descend upon us.
2 Every family has a kid who won't eat.
3 Now, it is well-known throughout the Midwest that the old man is a turkey junkie.
4 My kid brother looked like a tick about to pop.
5 Well, preparing to go to school was like getting ready for extended deep-sea diving.
6 He looks like a deranged Easter bunny.
7 They looked at me as if I had lobsters crawling out of my ears.
8 And there I am, with that dumb, round face and that stupid stocking cap.
9 Getting rich is hard work, kid. Come on.
10 All right. All right, I'll get that kid to eat. Where's my screwdriver and my plumber's helper? I'll open up his mouth and shove it in.
 
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