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Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › A Christmas Story (1983)

Well, preparing to go to school was like getting ready for extended deep-sea diving.

— Ralphie Parker (Peter Billingsley), Adult Ralphie (Jean Shepherd)

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6 seconds sound clip from the A Christmas Story (1983) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:12:19 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Oh, blast it!

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- In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenity that, as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.

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- Well, preparing to go to school was like getting ready for extended deep-sea diving.

(GRUNTING)

- Come on, Mom, we're gonna be late.

- All right, Ralph.

- My kid brother looked like a tick about to pop.

[...]

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Actors: Peter Billingsley (Ralphie Parker), Jean Shepherd (adult Ralphie), Darren McGavin (Mr. Parker), Melinda Dillon (Mrs. Parker)

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