Office Space Quotes with Sound Clips

Office Space

Sound clips of funny quotes and memorable lines from the Office Space movie soundboard, as rated by our visitors.

Actors: Ron Livingston (Peter Gibbons), Jennifer Aniston (Joanna), Stephen Root (Milton Waddams), Gary Cole (Bill Lumbergh), David Herman (Michael "Mike" Bolton), Ajay Naidu (Samir Nagheenanajar)

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Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth. We weren't meant to spend it this way.

And I realized something today. It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us together.

Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothin', man. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do shit.

I'd say in a given week, I probably only do about 15 minutes of real, actual work.

The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care.

This isn't so bad, huh? Making bucks, getting exercise, working outside.

Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be.

Eight bosses. So that means that when I make a mistake I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it.

I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

I wanna take you out to dinner and then I want to go back to my apartment and watch Kung Fu. Do you ever watch Kung Fu?

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