Uncle Buck (1989) Quotes with Sound Clips

Uncle Buck (1989)

Famous quotes and funny lines with sound clips from the Uncle Buck (1989) movie. The short audio quotes can be downloaded as wav files or in mp3 format and visitors can rate the best lines.

Actors: John Candy (Buck Russell), Macaulay Culkin (Miles Russell), Laurie Metcalf (Marcie Dahlgren-Frost), Mike Starr (Pooter the Clown)

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Come on, it's a great sport. And it's virtually impossible to get pregnant while doing it. If you catch my drift.

Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. -Oh, good. -Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now.

Hey, you, let me tell you something, you low-life, lying, four-flushing sack of shit.

Holy smokes. He's cooking our garbage.

How'd you like to spend the next several nights wondering if your crazy out-of-work bum uncle will shave your head while you sleep?

I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job.

I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're all good kids until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good.

Oh, boy. But it'll all be better tomorrow. Always is.

We've done the battle of the wills. The deck's stacked in my favor. You're just gonna lose again.

What flew up her nose?

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