Pineapple Express Quotes with Sound Clips

Pineapple Express

Funny quotes and famous lines with sound clips from Pineapple Express (2008 film) which can be used as ringtones.

Actors: Seth Rogen (Dale Denton), James Franco (Saul Silver), Danny McBride (Red), Gary Cole (Ted Jones), Craig Robinson (Matheson), Kevin Corrigan (Budlofsky), Rosie Perez (Carol Brazier)

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Think about a hermit crab, okay? And it's a shell, and it's like they go from one shell to the next. And that's what I am. It's like I'm just a hermit crab changing shells.

Turn on the wipers! -It's not working! -Well, kick out the window! That's what they do!

We are not very functional when we're high. Which is all the fucking time.

What the fuck, man? You shot me in my stomach. I'm gonna die now probably.

You got British Knights on. I ain't seen anybody wear them since 1987.

Wait! Stop, stop, stop, stop! Get weed! Get the weed! Anything we might need. Snacks, food, Fruit Roll-Ups.

You're gonna smoke and run? Come on, man. We can go look at some crazy things on the Internet together.

Little kids can take shits. You idiot. What the hell do you do?

And we're, like, mad fucking tight, man. One time, he got this girl to give me a hand job, like, within five minutes of meeting her. It was like, 'I don't even know your name, whoa.'

Every last one of them. We're gonna fucking kill them all. So smile.

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