Pineapple Express Quotes with Sound Clips

Pineapple Express

Funny quotes and famous lines with sound clips from Pineapple Express (2008 film) which can be used as ringtones.

Actors: Seth Rogen (Dale Denton), James Franco (Saul Silver), Danny McBride (Red), Gary Cole (Ted Jones), Craig Robinson (Matheson), Kevin Corrigan (Budlofsky), Rosie Perez (Carol Brazier)

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What are you doing this weekend? Because, you know, my bubbe's got season tickets to the opera, and she can't make it, so wanna go see Phantom? -Of the Opera? -Yeah.

You know what problem I have with your fucking little dog-and-pony act you call the military? Here it is. One: Lots of dudes. Where are the boobies?

Your gun? His gun? Why do you? Don't get a gun. Why would he bear arms?

How can I explain this to you differently? The battery is dead. It ceased to live. It's deceased now. The car needs a battery to start, Saul.

I got a wife, man. She's gonna be out of jail soon. I wanna fuck her. I'm gonna have sex with her.

(DALE SCREAMING IN PAIN)

All this current system is doing is putting money in the hands of criminals, and it's making ordinary people like you and me deal with those criminals.

And that we all became friends in the process, and learned some shit about life and stuff.

And the other guy, he was very good-looking, but he was short as shit.

Angie, I'm calling because I love you more than anything in the world, and I wanna let you know I'll do anything to make it work. I'll do anything.

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