Jingle All the Way (1996) Quotes with Sound Clips

Jingle All the Way (1996)

The best quotes and funniest one liners from Jingle All the Way (1996 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Howard Langston), Sinbad (Myron Larabee), Phil Hartman (Ted Maltin), Rita Wilson (Liz Langston), Jake Lloyd (Jamie Langston), Jim Belushi (Mall Santa), Robert Conrad (Officer Alexander Hummell),

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And by the way, in accordance with the laws of supply and demand, the new list price on each figure just doubled.

So I couldn't find the kid a doll. Does that make me a bad father? No. But yelling at him for no good reason? Now, that makes me a bad father.

Dear Santa, could you send me a bike and a Slinky? No! Your father's been laid off!

For every little boy who opens a present Christmas morning and finds clothes instead of toys.

I'm scared of heights You ever see the movie Vertigo? That mean anything to you?

Put that cookie down! Now!

I don't need the right answer to win! I got this! -And what's that? -This, Mr. Track Star, is a homemade explosive device!

Look, sir, I'm in kind of a hurry. I'm really late for my son's karate class.

Where's your Christmas spirit?

'Cause, Dad, when someone makes a promise, they definitely should keep it. You know, it's like what Turbo Man says: 'Always keep your promises if you want to keep your friends'.

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