Dear Santa, could you send me a bike and a Slinky? No! Your father's been laid off!

— Myron Larabee (Sinbad)

7 seconds sound clip from the Jingle All the Way (1996) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:17:23 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Howard Langston.

- See, I have to shop late because it's the busiest time of year for me.

- All these important Christmas letters that people send to folks they don't even talk to but once a year...

- Not to mention relatives sending presents they're going to have to send back anyway. How many toiletry kits does a man need?

- And how about those little, stupid letters from kids to Santa at the North Pole?

- Dear Santa, could you send me a bike and a Slinky? No! Your father's been laid off!

- And as if I didn't have enough pressure in my life... My son sends me out for some goofy-butt toy, some fruity robot named Turtle Man.

- That's Turbo Man. My son wants one too.

- You know it's all a ploy, don't you? Man, where have you been? Don't you watch TV? We are being set up by rich and powerful toy cartels.

- You got these big fat cats sit there using working class just like me and you.

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