Ted Maltin: 10 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Ted Maltin, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 And by the way, in accordance with the laws of supply and demand, the new list price on each figure just doubled.

Phil Hartman in Jingle All the Way (1996)

2 That's odd. Reindeer are usually such gentle animals. There must be something about you he doesn't like - aftershave or something.

Phil Hartman in Jingle All the Way (1996)

3 You can't bench-press your way out of this one.

Phil Hartman in Jingle All the Way (1996)

4 I'm sorry you had to go through that back there. Here. Have some nonalcoholic eggnog.

Phil Hartman in Jingle All the Way (1996)

5 I think she's in the shower. Do you want me to go check?

Phil Hartman in Jingle All the Way (1996)

6 You can't hide your feelings from me. Go on. Let it out. Get it out of your system.

Phil Hartman in Jingle All the Way (1996)

7 Oh. That's great. I got a Turbo Man for Johnny months ago. It's nestled safely under our tree.

Phil Hartman in Jingle All the Way (1996)

8 Howard, I'm of the mind-set you can never do too much to make a child's Christmas magical.

Phil Hartman in Jingle All the Way (1996)

9 By the way, they say it may get icy later. You might want to wrap some chains around those tires.

Phil Hartman in Jingle All the Way (1996)

10 Well, that didn't exactly go as well as I'd hoped.

Phil Hartman in Jingle All the Way (1996)