Phil Hartman: 14 Movie Quotes with Audio

Phil Hartman

Movie quotes delivered by Phil Hartman, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 So, it's back to that stupid static again.

As Air Conditioner in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

2 You think I don't know what's going on in here? I know what goes on in this cottage. It's a conspiracy. And every one of you low watts is in on it.

As Air Conditioner in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

3 Just because you can move around, you think you're better than I am. I'm not an invalid. I was designed to stick in a wall! I like being stuck in this stupid wall!

As Air Conditioner in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

4 And by the way, in accordance with the laws of supply and demand, the new list price on each figure just doubled.

As Ted Maltin in Jingle All the Way (1996)

5 That's odd. Reindeer are usually such gentle animals. There must be something about you he doesn't like - aftershave or something.

As Ted Maltin in Jingle All the Way (1996)

6 You can't bench-press your way out of this one.

As Ted Maltin in Jingle All the Way (1996)

7 I'm sorry you had to go through that back there. Here. Have some nonalcoholic eggnog.

As Ted Maltin in Jingle All the Way (1996)

8 I think she's in the shower. Do you want me to go check?

As Ted Maltin in Jingle All the Way (1996)

9 You can't hide your feelings from me. Go on. Let it out. Get it out of your system.

As Ted Maltin in Jingle All the Way (1996)

10 Optimistic? Somebody untie the knot in this guy's cord.

As Air Conditioner in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

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