Curse of the Pink Panther Quotes with Sound Clips

Curse of the Pink Panther

Sound bites of funny quotes from the 1983 comedy film Curse of the Pink Panther.

Actors: Ted Wass (Sgt. Clifton Sleigh), Herbert Lom (Charles Dreyfus), David Niven (Sir Charles Litton), Robert Wagner (George Litton), Capucine (Lady Simone Litton), Joanna Lumley (Countess Chandra), Roger Moore (Inspector Jacques Clouseau)

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And ask my psychiatrist if he can see me, 5 days a week, twice a day.

Can you rig a computer, so that no matter what I program into it it will select the exact opposite? -Black is white? Day is night? -Exactly.

Did that swine architect of yours move that door by any chance?

Do you know why I'm smoking the wrong end? -No, darling, but I'm sure you've got a very good reason. -Right. I am smoking the wrong end because I have a very good reason.

Maybe they're trying to kill me! Who do I know that wants to kill me? No, no. It couldn't be my wife. She doesn't drive.

Darling. -Yes, my darling? -You're smoking the wrong end. -Yes, I knew that. You don't have to tell me I'm smoking the wrong end.

Have you tried that? -No. It looks like fun. -No, it looks like suicide.

Compared to me, I'm afraid Baron Frankenstein was a quack.

Don't kiss him too hard. His lips might fall off. -What? -Just a little surgical humor.

Good afternoon. Where are you? -I am in agony.

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