- Do you know why I'm smoking the wrong end?
- No, darling, but I'm sure you've got a very good reason.
- Right. I am smoking the wrong end because I have a very good reason.
— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Roger Moore), Countess Chandra (Joanna Lumley)
11 seconds sound clip from the Curse of the Pink Panther movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:38:09.934 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- My God.
- You!
- I'm just checking bar for the bar-fleas, you know?
- You really should do something about your architecture there, my darling.
- Darling.
- You're smoking the wrong end.
- Yes, I knew that. You don't have to tell me I'm smoking the wrong end.
- Do you know why I'm smoking the wrong end?
- No, darling, but I'm sure you've got a very good reason.
- Right. I am smoking the wrong end because I have a very good reason.
- Yes, of course I'm all right. I'm examining the roof.
- Obviously you are not a smoker.
- Do you realize you are wearing my ice bucket?
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