136 Movie Quotes about Smoking (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Jul 6, 2025

Memorable quotes about smoking, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Ah, you smoke like me grandmother! Come on, take a big drag like this.

Frankie Darro as Lampwick in Pinocchio (1940)

2 How do you ever expect to be a real boy? Look at yourself... smoking, playing pool!

Cliff Edwards as Jiminy Cricket in Pinocchio (1940)

3 The exchange of bodily fluids, do you know what that leads to? -Yes, I do. Kids, smoking, desire to raid the fridge.

Sylvester Stallone as John Spartan in Demolition Man

4 She must have been smoking plant vapor.

Richard Hatch as Captain Apollo in Battlestar Galactica (1978)

5 Smoking? Don't smoke. Causes cancer.

Betsy Palmer as Pamela Voorhees in Friday the 13th (1980)

6 Come in and smoke your heads off. There's nobody here to stop you.

Richard Percy Jones as Pinocchio in Pinocchio (1940)

7 We will persuade everyone to drive hybrid cars and stop smoking.

Trey Parker in Team America: World Police

8 Give up smoking, never chew, pay your bills before they're due?

Danny Webb as Woody Woodpecker in Woody Woodpecker and Friends

9 Oh! So this is where I find you! How do you ever expect to be a real boy? Oh, look at yourself... smoking! Playing pool!

Cliff Edwards as Jiminy Cricket in Pinocchio (1939)

10 You will come with me. Hunt buffalo together. Smoke many pipes.

John Wayne as Captain Nathan Brittles in She Wore a Yellow Ribbon

136 Movie Quotes about Smoking (+ Sound Clips)

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