152 Movie Quotes about Smoking with AudioUpdated: Nov 6, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 How do you ever expect to be a real boy? Look at yourself... smoking, playing pool! Cliff Edwards as Jiminy Cricket in Pinocchio (1940) 2 Ah, you smoke like me grandmother! Come on, take a big drag like this. Frankie Darro as Lampwick in Pinocchio (1940) 3 Give up smoking, never chew, pay your bills before they're due? Quote from Woody Woodpecker and Friends 4 She must have been smoking plant vapor. Quote from Battlestar Galactica (1978) 5 We will persuade everyone to drive hybrid cars and stop smoking. Trey Parker in Team America: World Police 6 You will come with me. Hunt buffalo together. Smoke many pipes. Quote from She Wore a Yellow Ribbon 7 Come in and smoke your heads off. There's nobody here to stop you. Quote from Pinocchio (1940) 8 Jack's been smoking again! Barbara Carrera as Fatima Blush in Never Say Never Again 9 Smoking? Don't smoke. Causes cancer. Quote from Friday the 13th (1980) 10 Oh! So this is where I find you! How do you ever expect to be a real boy? Oh, look at yourself... smoking! Playing pool! Cliff Edwards as Jiminy Cricket in Pinocchio (1939) Page 1 of 16 1 2 3 ► >>