149 Movie Quotes about Smoking (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

Memorable quotes about smoking, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Ah, you smoke like me grandmother! Come on, take a big drag like this.

Frankie Darro as Lampwick in Pinocchio (1940)

2 How do you ever expect to be a real boy? Look at yourself... smoking, playing pool!

Cliff Edwards as Jiminy Cricket in Pinocchio (1940)

3 Give up smoking, never chew, pay your bills before they're due?

Quote from Woody Woodpecker and Friends

4 She must have been smoking plant vapor.

Quote from Battlestar Galactica (1978)

5 Smoking? Don't smoke. Causes cancer.

Quote from Friday the 13th (1980)

6 Come in and smoke your heads off. There's nobody here to stop you.

Quote from Pinocchio (1940)

7 We will persuade everyone to drive hybrid cars and stop smoking.

Trey Parker in Team America: World Police

8 Oh! So this is where I find you! How do you ever expect to be a real boy? Oh, look at yourself... smoking! Playing pool!

Cliff Edwards as Jiminy Cricket in Pinocchio (1939)

9 You will come with me. Hunt buffalo together. Smoke many pipes.

Quote from She Wore a Yellow Ribbon

10 Jack's been smoking again!

Barbara Carrera as Fatima Blush in Never Say Never Again