136 Movie Quotes about Smoking (Sound Clips) - page 3

Updated: Jul 6, 2025

Memorable quotes about smoking, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

21 Sanka, man, what you smokin'? -I'm not smokin'. I'm breathin'.

Sanka Coffie in Cool Runnings

22 I have no fire. I have no matches. Do you have any matches? I stopped smoking. If I knew...

Chris Tucker as Ruby Rhod in The Fifth Element

23 Oh, and, dear, I found the best way to keep from smoking and lighting up is to be around those who do smoke. I have to randomly ingest a little bit of nicotine, and it steels my wool.

Robin Williams as Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire in Mrs. Doubtfire

24 Man, ain't nothing wrong with smoking weed. Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage, man. Take advantage.

Chris Tucker as Smokey in Friday (1995)

25 Do you smoke? Mind if I do?

Robin Williams as The Genie Of The Lamp in Aladdin (1992)

26 The cigarettes are harmless, I promise. Smoking is only poisonous when it ends in bloodshed. Think about this.

Tobin Bell as John Kramer Jigsaw in Saw (2004)

27 Jeez, you smoke, too?

Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly in Back to the Future

28 And this ain't the Army. You are a sailor! So get out of that frizzly Army-looking shirt and stop smoking that dope! You hear me?

Quote from Apocalypse Now

29 Bless the saints, it's an ashtray. I've been thinking of taking up smoking. This clinches it.

Maureen Stapleton as Ma Kelly in Johnny Dangerously

30 Bees don't smoke. -Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke. But some bees are smoking.

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie